That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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