So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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