Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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