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  • come over, lets watch a movie has always worked on me. 'on me' not 'for me' cause I'm a girl. now lets get ready for a bunch of replies calling me a slut :)

    Submitted by 2late on May 8, 10 at 7:21am
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    • slut but im not complainin

      Submitted by adam58 on May 8, 10 at 12:45pm
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    • I can't remember how many movies I haven't watched because of that line. It's so good.

      Submitted by StanDarsh on May 8, 10 at 2:23pm
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    • I love that line! cause it still leaves an out if needed :)

      Submitted by rah54024 on May 26, 10 at 2:21am
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  • Completely agree with 2late. What has also worked on and for me is "I'll make you dinner..."

    Submitted by hurley on May 8, 10 at 8:04am
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  • Girls can't be sluts for having sex with people when guys fuck everything that moves... That's just dumb...

    Submitted by guitar_boy on May 8, 10 at 11:19am
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  • Ur not a slut. That's just universal

    Submitted by frekyelf on May 8, 10 at 7:26am
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  • 7.21 ur a slut. I'm sorry, I know ur probably not really but everyone being nice to u and agreeing with you is freaking me out. I'm not ready for this on tfln just yet, so forgive me but I bet u get pumped more than the only well-handle in a dusty African village. Fucking whore that you are and all. God I'm so sorry :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 11:11am
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  • exactly 2LATE.. especially a movie with sex in it... a lot of sex!!

    Submitted by hunnietomybee on May 8, 10 at 7:50am
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  • Idea: You could just say it

    Submitted by Griffmaster01 on May 8, 10 at 11:52pm
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  • Classy

    Submitted by cbtango on May 8, 10 at 9:15am
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  • Wanna come over, watch a movie, order pizza, maybe fuck!

    Submitted by big_dubya56 on May 8, 10 at 4:03pm
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  • @2late - and what would you be wearing when you showed up to "watch" a movie?

    Submitted by enitenite on May 8, 10 at 9:07am
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  • How about let's make love

    Submitted by Kbabyxo on Nov 16, 10 at 12:15am
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  • "I have a vagina and two titties," has always worked on me but I'm a man.

    Submitted by maskedman on May 8, 10 at 3:19pm
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  • Can i go over n watch a movie too?

    Submitted by inciteman on May 8, 10 at 9:17pm
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  • Hahaha Yourwifesfantasy is a homo... Same shit every post... "I'm so insecure so I brag to strangers about my dick and having sex. The truth is I'm pathetic." lol. How do you find the time to bang everyone's wife with your baby dick when you are constantly posting comments on tfln? Homo.

    Submitted by uncle_badtouch on May 8, 10 at 8:12am
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  • How about "I've got some Bud Light"

    Submitted by carleton1984 on May 8, 10 at 7:37am
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