Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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