I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Houston, we have a blender
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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