the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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