i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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