"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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