I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
So I just went to clothing optional bar
How does it feel to date your dad?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Randomize