so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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