just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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