I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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