Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
It's shark week go big or go home
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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