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  I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.

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• ahahaha i've done that. but no old men.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:54pm

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• So first you queefed, then sent a text in yoga class?!?! That's only drawing more attention to your embarrassment...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:54pm

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• Seriously? People text during yoga class? How odd and un-yogi-like

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:12pm

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• 111: well played sir, well played.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:17pm

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• totally happened to me once, and it wasn't just once it was like 4 times :( hahahaha the class was all girls but the instructor was a sexy italian guy...so embarassing!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:30pm

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• Hahaha thats fucking gross... like 2:44...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:14am

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• I bet after giving birth a woman would have a massive queef!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:52am

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• You probably remind him of his grand-daughter.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:11pm

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• that's why i'm thankful to be an AMERICAN. happy birthday america, you are beautiful

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:03pm

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• seriously what the fuck is queefing??

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:19am

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• dear bitch (3:26), i text during my yoga-lates class.. not that hard.. so therefore i'm guessing its not a fake text. xoxo

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:46pm

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• 3:19... are you fucking with us or are you serious?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:12pm

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• Downward dog IS a killer for the queefs.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 7:09pm

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• calm down, 3:19am. queefing is when there's air in the vagina and it gets pushed out, making a fartlike noise. so basically, it's a vagina fart. except the air is totally harmless, normal air (unlike a regular fart).

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:48am

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• Lol it was so funny today, im like 70 and i was in yoga class, then this wierd as looking bitch queefed! Lol she texted one of her reject mates telling them i smiled at her!!! .... wait....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:14pm

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• 6:59 must be PMSing!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:03am

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• dear 4:46, you're probably fat since you can't even set aside your phone long enough to workout

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 5:35pm

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• that's fuckin' hilarious! that's like something out of a movie.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:44am

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• 2:52 Nope...your pushing out, not sucking in dumbass

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:59pm

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• Hey 2:59 why don't you just move elsewhere then

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:35pm

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• "zomg i jst queefed @ yoga n t old gy nxt 2 me is strring and smling @ me, shud i sleep w him?" - answer, yes, for old guys everywhere.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:00pm

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• Maybe it was after yoga class assholes. Seriously, shut the fuck up

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:23pm

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• yeah well she said, "NOW he's staring at me"... dumbass^

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:24pm

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• Shoulder stand's a bitch.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:49pm

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• 3:26 - shut the fuck up, does it honestly matter?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:02am

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• So the context of this text implies you were texting DURING yoga which is fucking not true. So either you don't know how to use past and current tense properly or, FAKE TEXT IS FAKE!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:26pm

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• queefs r not real all of u can kindly die now thank u

  Submitted by sexpanther12345 on Jul 14, 10 at 11:39pm

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• it happens too when you're on your back holding your legs up in the air..... in yoga class...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:29pm

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• Of course you queafed in yoga class - you're from new jersey.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 4:04pm

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