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(812): View more from Indiana

How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Don't worry. I has chaperone.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Ask politely.

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Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?

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Thats good enough.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?

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(704): View more from North Carolina

The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.

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Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.

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(906): View more from Michigan

I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.

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(416): View more from Ontario

If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.

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