I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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