You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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