Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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