Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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