Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
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You don't get it--people enjoy watching you.
Stay away from peanut butter covered junk or the dog might be too busy to notice surprise visitors.
Is it really effective if the dog is watching you, though?
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