And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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