dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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