i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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