My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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