if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
You don't make any sense
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