we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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