yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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