your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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