I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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