Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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its like you know when i get waxed
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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