she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Let's get the cat blown out
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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