What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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