Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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