Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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