Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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