Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
