i don't like sucking hair
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
His hands were made for my vagina.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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