Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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