do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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