The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
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