i just google imaged poop.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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