if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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