I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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