Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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