its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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