Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
As shirtless as possible
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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