I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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