He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Randomize