After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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