Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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