Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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