The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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