Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
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