My nipple is on Facebook.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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