We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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