some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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