i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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