Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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