Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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