so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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