They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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